A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.
I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.
I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.
I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
by Hindenburg March 9, 2012
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* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.
How is Shmeow used?
* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.
* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.
* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.
* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.
Who uses Shmeow?
* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."
How does Shmeow get into the United States?
* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.
* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.
* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
* Shmeow comes in a clear liquid and a white or off-white powder form.
How is Shmeow used?
* Shmeow is a tranquilizer most commonly used on animals.
* The liquid form can be injected, consumed in drinks, or added to smokable materials.
* The powder form can be used for injection when dissolved.
* In certain areas, Shmeow is being injected intramuscularly.
Who uses Shmeow?
* Shmeow, along with the other "club drugs," has become popular among teens and young adults at dance clubs and "raves."
How does Shmeow get into the United States?
* Marketed as a dissociative general anesthetic for human and veterinary use, the only known source of Shmeow is via diversion of pharmaceutical products.
* Recent press reports indicate that a significant number of veterinary clinics are being robbed specifically for their Shmeow stock.
* DEA reporting indicates that a major source of Shmeow in the United States is product diverted from pharmacies in Mexico.
by Shmylers bestfriend; Kqueen October 29, 2009
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Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
Boy: Lets go shmeow in the bathroom real quick, they'll never know.
by ahmandaplz February 19, 2014
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Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.
Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
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by rsguy225 October 29, 2018
Get the Shmoose mug.Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.
You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.
You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.
You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.
If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
by Shmegs January 30, 2020
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Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)
Feel good,
Have nothign better to say
Want to annoy someone
Just like to say the word. (I do it all the time, its addictive)
by Wumbo August 20, 2006
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