Boner shandy

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

Shmanzy

A She, a Man, a Panzy.... The combination of all 3; Someone who is ultra soft; someone who is really pansie like in nature; someone that doesn't want to.

What u mean u can't do it without ur lucky charms? Come on man... don't be a SHMANZY

Hurry up and kill that bug man... why u such a SHMANZY?

by ZebMan December 29, 2009

Shmanda

A Shmanda is a woman who’s crazy, weird, life of the party, makes everyone laugh and has a high sex drive. An open, understanding and free spirit. Hates being told what to do and will fuck you up if you mess with her. Just loves simply being her strange and twisted self. They can be very sweet and caring most of the time though and very sensitive until messed with. Never fuck with a Shmanda. She’s an open book but never lets anyone close. Loves being the one everyone loves and confides in!!

This party sucks, Where’s a Shmanda when you need one?!

by Shmanda1208 September 5, 2018

hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

dutch shandy

Well known New Zealand term for a cocktail comprising of 50% wine (usually Pinot) and 50% beer usually lager.

"Hi Mr, can I have a Dutch Shandy? " "sure, the classic Pinot?" "Wonderful."

by Wooden leg April 10, 2016

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2004