Shleep

When someone roasts you or someone else and makes you question your existence. Can also be used when a person says something or does something so dumb it makes you figuratively die.

John: Yo that that guy over there was just trying to toast a waffle and lit himself on fire

Grant: Hahahaha bruh I'm shleep

by shleepgod February 26, 2017

Shleeping

Verb; Slang; Part Sheep - Part Sleeping

To be in a unconcious state of mind.

To be oblivious of criminal acts on mankind.

To not care and be unaware.

Not open minded.

It's pretty sad that people are totally unaware of these poisons in our skies called chemtrails and are "shleeping" on these deadly daily issues.

by Mr.Devilishious September 5, 2013

shleepy

1. In the state of being tired.

2. A feeling one may feel after becoming spent.

3. A feeling one may feel after a rousing hour of sex.

4. A hint someone may use to commence spooning.

1. Man it's 2:15 AM. I'm so shleeepy!.

2. I'm just about spent! I'm getting shleepy...

3. *Orgasm ends* WOAH that was nice. :). I'm shleepy now.

4. Female: "Honeeyyy..."
Male: "Yeah?"
Female: "I'm getting shleeepy..."
Male: "Come lie down with me, babe..."

by Cecee April 28, 2006

shleep

this is how Germans pronounce the english word "sleep".

mom:Now go to shleep! ya?
son:But i dont vanna! :C

by blank babushka October 3, 2009

Shleepy

The sheep-human hybrid who accompanies the television-headed lunatic known as CrazeWay on his many adventures. He is known to be hated by the card game known as UNO.

Bro, Shleepy's a furry.

by CrazeWay December 19, 2021

shleep

verb: to be extremely unproductive by taking a very long nap, usually waking up feeling and looking extremely disoriented

noun: a long nap

Ight, I'll talk to you later. I'm gonna shleep.

I have to finish 6 projects by Monday. First I'll take a shleep, then I'll take the L.

by testB April 3, 2020

Shleep

1. Imaginary sheep that you count to get to sleep.
2. A sleepy sheep

When I went to Australia, I sheared a shleep.

by Shleepy October 2, 2008