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shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.
My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.
by BigShinesty December 29, 2021
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Shinesty

Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes
I can't control my shinesty when you're not home, your clothes make me want you more.
by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021
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Shinesty

Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.

Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.

Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤
If your spouse doesn't know about Shinesty, fill them in on it and their friends too.
by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021
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Shinesty

N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots
My husband was so excited to get his new ball hammock boxer briefs from Shinesty. Marketing genius!
by Annie RU OK December 28, 2021
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Shinesty

“Soft, hug your balls in all the right places” underwear.
I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.

She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
by Poshladyshay December 28, 2021
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Shinesty

Undergarments and other fun shit for the naughty bits of naughty people.
Your mom found my Shinesty stash in my dresser and she immediately rubbed one out.
by thailure December 28, 2021
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Shinesty

Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.
No heat rash, or sticky funk for us, we're wearing our favorite shinesty.
by Cooleen83 January 1, 2022
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