N. A clothier that will LITERALLY fondle the family jewels just to make a sale; providers of prints raunchier than your mother-in-law after too many Fireball shots
by Annie RU OK December 29, 2021
An irreverent and sexy clothing company for people who are neither shy nor nesty. Bribes customers via mass emails to create unique and exciting Urban Dictionary definitions for them with the promise of a Christmas Pickle and/or cash prizes, which, if you think about it, is pretty brilliant guerilla marketing. Tasteless yet tasty, these outfits are perfect for making your in-laws cancel all future plans with you and your family (unless, you know, they're into that kind of weird shit).
by MischiefMaker121 December 29, 2021
Shinesty is the number one brand that gets everyone aroused with the thought of clothing.
Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.
Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤
Matching partner attire, comfortable underwear, sex socks... once you get an image of these items and picture them on your spouse, there's no stopping what's about to happen next.
Who knew that Shinesty would be so damn attractive?😍 Even the patterns are delicious🤤
by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021
Getting sexually aroused by gandering at attires that remind you of your partner/spouse. In other words, you get horny just by looking at your other half's clothes
by jrc_2017 December 30, 2021
I get the monthly subscription to Shinesty and my balls thank me.
She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
She thinks I’m packing because of my Shinesty.
by Poshladyshay December 29, 2021
Completely comical but clean, cool and comfortable clothing fit for a King & Queen's "crown jewels", keeping quality kids of the coming conception.....aka Shine for their Dynasty; Shinesty.
by Cooleen83 January 01, 2022
by thailure December 28, 2021