shifty

Someone who uses their poon-tang as bait and reels you in with latent promises of them letting you poon their tang who then relocates their tang to a un-poonable location... so while their tang isn't necessarily un-pooned you certainly aren't the tanger.
Nina.... that be damn shifty
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Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.
I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...
by *The Boss* November 26, 2009
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To observe something. Similar to "Having a butchers"
"Come and have a shifty at this girl's tits"
by Madame Chelly November 03, 2007
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Look its Sam and his Ex

Oh thats Shifty
by You know it ghandi October 09, 2009
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Shopliftin Racoon from Happy Tree Friends(Partnered with Lifty)
N) Lifty and Shifty are from HTF n they always screw up tryin to steal stuff
by Flippydaslasher October 30, 2007
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by Hobo's Scratch November 07, 2004
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a shady untrustworthy person. Usually identified by their sleazy demeanour, constantly shifting eyes, and uncontrollable sleaze
Tom Carmody was looking very shifty as he puffed on his durry
by Shifty Old Boy November 15, 2010
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