shlonkey

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

seadonkey

a girl so ugly and hideous that normal words cannot describe her so you must resort to referring to her in the terms of manatee or some water elephant type creatures

i saw john last night heading home from the club with that seadonkey. man he must have been wasted!

by spc diggins October 30, 2007

Shadonkeydonk

A way to say fuck (you are in displeasure) without people knowing...

1. What in the shadonkeydonk?

2. You stupid shadonkeydonk!

3. I sugest we go shadonkeydonk in your mother's bed while eating crackers and petting a cat named chuckles!

4. This shadonkeydonking guy was so shadonkeydonking weird. He asked me if I was shadonkeydonking insane.

5. Aw, SHADONKEYDONK!!!

6. Holy shadonkeydonk! You guys rock!

7. Just shadonkeydonking jump before I shadonkeydonking kick you in the balls!

by Maxamania December 3, 2010

Shmonkey

Someone special to you, who is playful and sexy. They have an alluring quality that you can't pinpoint. They are down to earth and fun, yet remain sophisticated and graceful. Never ceasing to impress.

Your a proper little Shmonkey you are.

by James2968 June 10, 2011

Seadonkey

A extremely large and fat woman who fronts like she is hot and sexy. Related closely to the "beached whale."

If you go to the fill in station to drink you have to be careful because the seadonkeys are out in full force.

by Kendizzle June 23, 2005

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010