Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
by KayEmFitz October 7, 2013
Get the Consensual Sexual Assaultmug. just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.
predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021
Get the National sexual assault daymug. Used to describe something that makes your eardrums vibrate intensely and makes it uncomfortable to hear like nails on a chalkboard
by Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidise April 16, 2025
Get the Ear Sexual Assaultmug. Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
Get the Sexual Assault/Batterymug. kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
by kkdumdum April 6, 2021
Get the national lying about getting sexually assaulted daymug. by krispy kreme 101 March 4, 2022
Get the sexual assaultmug. by The guy she worries about March 14, 2023
Get the Sexual assaultmug.