Scissor 

1- Two slender blades attached together near the top on an axis, with two handles affixed to the top. Common uses include school projects, surgeries, and haircuts.

2- A search made by horny teenagers/adults that are trying to get wet by finding stories about lesbian sex.

1- Hey, hand me those scissors- I need to cut some paper.

2- *thinking* What search can I make that’s not restricted by my parents/spouse/myself? Aha, scissor!

Scissor by TheForgottenMystic November 9, 2022

Scissor

Having fun as friends

Me: I can’t wait to see you! We are going to scissor all night!

Friend: Yes! I can’t wait to have fun as friends!

Scissor by scissorlover January 10, 2026

Scissor Piston 

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.

I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

Scissor Piston by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.

I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.

Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

scissor run 

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

scissor run by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

Scissor Grind 

The Scissor Grind is an athletic sexual position. The woman lays on her side with one leg in the air over the man's shoulder, and the man straddles her lower leg while he penetrates the her vagina. Their legs are like two open scissors. This spread-legged position permits deeper penetration of the penis, and gives the man the freedom to grind the base of his penis against the outside of the her vagina, thereby enhancing her sexual pleasure. By holding onto her raised leg the man has the leverage to thrust and grind with additional force and friction.

My girlfriend loves when we do the Scissor Grind. I dig it because I can look down on her amazing body while we're having sex, and I have a free hand to play with her tits, AND it feels great!

Scissor Grind by Dr. Carey Perkins May 10, 2015

scissor me timbers 

A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".

Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."

scissor me timbers by Steven Siravo April 21, 2007