Skip to main content

Schulered 

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Schulered by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
Related Words

schutzed 

Wasted beyond belief. Similar to shwasted or shitfaced.
Man we are getting so schutzed tonight at this party!
schutzed by sirensacappella March 12, 2011
a peroson who likes to show off their forearms and other muscular body parts, especially to women.
Schultes showed them last nite.
schultes by beastly man December 6, 2006

Schufted 

When you completely dominate someone in basketball.
HAg! Get schufted on!
Schufted by Theschufter July 31, 2016

Schlutesed 

A word that just goes with anything
Mate I am completely Schlutesed
Schlutesed by Johnnygeralds January 19, 2020

Schulte Virus 

A virus contracted after having sex with a male with the last name of Schulte. After breaking up or not seeing each other the woman will go on a whoring rampage to get the same satisfaction she received from the Schulte, only to be disappointed.
After contracting the Schulte virus Jennifer began to find people to satisfy her sexual desires, only to be dissapointed. She slept with her new boyfriend, her boyfriend's brother and sister, and a number of others. Her reputation soon spread and she became known as the town bicycle. She soon dropped out of high school, got pregnant, and married a low life bum.
Schulte Virus by gebrangoodboy November 22, 2011