saspatch

noun.

1. a large, hairy software patch/update, taking 10 minutes or more to load.

2. The patch of hair that forms over the drain in the shower, that often resembles the pelt of a Sasquatch.

1. Let's go out and get coffee while the Saspatch loads.

2. The saspatch over our drain indicates the possible presence of Sasquatch in our shower,

by Nicholas Holland February 4, 2008

saspachi

a verbal recognition of nothing.

bill and sue are talking and bill points in the air and says "saspachi" and sue looks up.

by david thoma April 30, 2008

Saspot

Known to pike at every opportunity the Saspot can often be found passed out in her bedroom on any given day of the week.

It is quite musically talented and does excellent voice impersonations of the Lolren.

Residing in the Rumpus Room, she will constantly be yelled at by her mother.
To quote,
"If you dont clean this bloody room you're moving out!"
"Where are all the glasses, theres none upstairs?!"

Even though shes quite lazy, if the Saspot knows you and likes you she might go out of her way to make you happy.

"That Saspot, shes such an ultra goffick"

by N0rge October 6, 2008

Saspa

The act of grabbing a guys man boobs.

Did Joe really saspa Jack?

by PandyAndy February 14, 2010

Sasparle

The Blob King, aka your worst nightmare, sometimes abbreviated Parle'. Long ruler over the slimy empire as he possesses all slime emojis. A heartfelt person who is always there for his fellow servants and friends.

Beware though, he always has more than one trick up his sleeves. Do not feed when angry.

Oh no... Sasparle made another wall for me.
All hail Parle' !

by Sasparle February 4, 2020

saspy

When you're having a good drinking night and starting to feel it...

After taking that last shot, I'm feeling a little saspy

by isabelled April 7, 2007

sasparilla

Someone possessing extreme sass. To be sassy.

"Calm down sasparilla."
or
"Alison is being a sasparilla."

by pseudonymunicorn May 1, 2010