Salt Water Titties

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

by Ghost1319 January 13, 2015

salt water

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

by i hate gay people :D December 11, 2004

salt water mexican

A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.

You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.

by Mantis222 August 22, 2006

Salt Water Yank

A person born or that has Caribbean lineage, that acts or forgets their heritage and background, around Americans or Canadians.(They know of the salt water but perfer American society)

My Mudda said " Call futbol- soccer" "Its three not tree, thing not ting,hello not hail up "
Me no want to be a salt water yank

by Damiien October 17, 2007

salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.

Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.

by Jim Inman February 28, 2007

salt water sprinkler

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

by Anonymous November 17, 2002

salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.

Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005