Sadtage

In a movie when there is a montage that involves sad things like a person in a coma.

Rocky 2 had a sadtage in it when Adrian went into a coma.

by gingazilla October 19, 2009

sadtableman

When you’re sitting a table looking sad

Hey everyone in that pic looks happy, except Andy he looks like a sadtableman.
He should tag himself sadtableman

by Ohrobbie July 4, 2018

Tumblr Sad™

Tumblr sad™ are usually people who fake being sad due to the "aesthetic" of it. Most of these people are "surprisingly" found on Tumblr.

"That app is just full of Tumblr Sad™ fags"

by Hate-Sex-Is-Best-Sex March 11, 2018

Sadtoasting

The act of making a piece of toast while you eat the one you just made, because you’re sad and know that one slice won’t be enough. Can be repeated ad infinitum, or as needed.

Sarah: I you and Jessica broke up yesterday! Are you okay?
Cheryl: Yeah, but I was sadtoasting all night.

by bbonness May 14, 2019

Sadtraction

The process of determining the amount of money spent at a bar by comparing how much money you had to the amount left in the morning. The process often reveals a depressing number.

I don't remember spending that much at the bar last night, but sadtraction revealed that I must be an alcoholic

by TheRealDoug April 24, 2009

Sadtimistic

Basically another way of saying pessimistic.

George has been whining for days about how he's so certain his girlfriend will break-up with him. He's being such a sadtimistic douche.

by christrolllll September 5, 2011

Sadtirical

Something that is both satirically funny as well as extremely sad.

It is extremely sadtirical that some Christian people, who follow Jesus for being loving and compassionate, would also hate him for proclaiming Medicare for all and using their tax money to feed poor people.

I found the meme on Twitter of Trump representing Christ, extremely sadtirical.

by Auteured Reality April 5, 2020