S.I.L.F

Sheep I'd Like to Fuck sheep shagger} - A common welshism/bristolian term, often quoted whilst at the local farmers market.

'Cooor, that there Black Mountains a bee-uty!'

'Aye, she's a right S.I.L.F'

by PoL, Gas, Cymraeg. July 3, 2008

S.W.I.F.

Somebodies wife I'd fuck, because most milfs are swifs

Damn check out that S.W.I.F.

by CSKENT April 7, 2007

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

S.W.I.F.T.

Send Wetbacks In First Trailer

This refers to the Swift Meat Packing company's KNOWINGLY having illegals working in their plants. (40% of their workforce, by their OWN admission.)

S.W.I.F.T. : Instructions from the company to the coyote on the South side of the border. "Send Wetbacks In First Trailer."

by The Almighty Bungholio December 11, 2008

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.T.I.F.

Slut that I F@!k

Bill: Who was that girl your hanging with.
Fred: That's just some S.T.I.F I hang with.

Bill: S.T.I.F.?!
FRED: Slut that I F@!k!
Bill: Nice!

by Crane69 November 22, 2014

S.I.L.F.

Super
Invested
Lunar and Rat
Fan

Hey look! Raiids is a S.I.L.F.!

by A Random a Guy November 5, 2021