Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014

Shling

A goose with a abnormally long left buttcheek commonly referred to in Mexican prayers

Oh wallah where is my shling

by xXBackyardigansfan668Xx November 29, 2018

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011

Shling

A small to medium penis

Did you see Randy swinging his shling around at the party last night?

by blackmulan June 20, 2015

Susling

A person who acts or is in the phisical state of being sus. It also can be someone who is looked down upon for their previous actions of susness.

Girl: Wait, we're going to the bakery at 7:30 at night or in the morning?

Boy: What do you think? Dont be a susling!

by Eli9064 December 11, 2014