nasty's

Doing The Nasty's is how ratchet people usually say Masturbate.

"ooooo shit time to be doing some nasty's ooooh boii"

by Ozyrion July 24, 2016

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Nasty Tesco's

When you do a massive shit into a plaggy bag then proceed to put it on your lasses head during sex.

"There we were just having proper normal as sex and he did a Nasty Tesco's on me. I was proper fuming, I couldn't breathe and there was shit in me throat"

by Pip Proper Hums August 4, 2018

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When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.

Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.

by Josh sindermann March 24, 2008