St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Uncle Dimma March 3, 2015

St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

St Patty's Day

Name used by intellectually challenged Americans for St Patrick's Day.

Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?

by OrishShannon February 21, 2011

St Nicholas Chicken Day

This day is when St Nicholas Chicken was born. He is very German and this day replaces Valentines day because Valentines day is rigged.

"Wow! HAPPY ST NICHOLAS CHICKEN DAY!"
"Yes, the Feburary 14th!"

by #ABIYS February 14, 2022

St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929

b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day

Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.

by Uncle Dimma December 8, 2014

St Patrick’s Day 2020

HAHAHAHAHA LOL all that practice for nothing lololololololol

Hahah
St Patrick’s Day 2020

by Ur mom Karen March 17, 2020

St Totteringham’s Day

Redundant term that apparently refers to Arsenal FC exceeding the points total of Tottenham Hotspur in the league.
-Archaic Br. English

“Remember when Arsenal used to win games?”
“Yeh, and WTF is St Totteringham’s Day?”

by poobahbay December 16, 2020