Ryder

An awesome dude who if wasn't such a perv would make the perfect boyfriend for almost any girl

•Pretty eyes
•Badass
•Knows how to have a good time
• Kinda cute
• Freckles

"I wish my friend was a ryder."

by SuperJimmy's Secret Lover December 11, 2009

Ryder

A sweet, funny, loving, and caring type of Bestfriend and is always someone you can talk to when something is wrong.

Mason” have you met Ryder”
Kaylee” yeah she’s great”

by Masons346 January 28, 2018

Ryder

Gay and a pervert.

Ryder (to another boy): “Can I touch yo penis”

by YourMumGei August 5, 2019

Ryder

Funny ass stoner, from GTA:San Andreas. Smokes PCP a lot, and sold out Grove Street Families along with Big Smoke.

He also looks a lot like Eazy-E. Even though Rockstar claimed they didn't mean to do this, when I showed my sister the Fuck wit Dre video, she swore that "Sleazy-E" looked just like Ryder.

by CJ. j/k, SAlpsu May 13, 2005

Ryder

Verb meaning to sustain an injury while intoxicated. Originates with the New Zealand cricketer Jesse Ryder, who infamously severed tendons in his hand trying to break a toilet window in a bar, nearly ending his career.

Dude: "Dude, wtf happened to your face?"

Other dude: "Shit man, I got completely trashed last night and lost my fucking keys, so I rydered myself trying to break into the house with my head."

by Scarletmanuka February 28, 2008

Ryder

Ryder is a nice and chill kind of dude. He’s hella funny and knows how to have a good time. Although he’s gay for men. Having a Ryder in your life will spice it up to the max. Get yourself a Ryder right now!!

Connor: “You seem like a Ryder”
Ryder: “That’s cus I am”

by MaddieisNOTshort April 9, 2022

Ryder

Smoking member of Grove street famlies. Hits the wet all the time and freqently calls CJ a busta. Extreamly small. Likes being strapped. Smokes more then any other member of Grove street famlies no matter how much CJ smokes in the bar.

Stop hittin' the wet so much your makin' Ryder look bad!

by Ghiz January 3, 2005