-Here it says that the soviet union, even after such big invasion from Germany, they defeated them!
-Yes! Because russia stronk! *soviet union anthem plays*
-Yes! Because russia stronk! *soviet union anthem plays*
by TheGuyWhoKnowsTheWay February 11, 2018
Get the russia stronk mug.n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.
Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.
Person 1: Ah. I see.
by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016
Get the Russian Touroulette's Syndrome mug.Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.
Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.
Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.
Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.
Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011
Get the Russian Party Cracker's mug.by dj gs68 August 9, 2003
Get the soviet russia mug.A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
Get the soviet russia mug.Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"
"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
Get the In Soviet Russia mug.by Starkasm March 11, 2015
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