Trump Rumpkin

When a man takes a woman from behind, yells “MERICA” and slaps her ass so hard it leaves red and white stripes (flag), pulls out to ejaculate the Stars for the Stripes.

MERICA!

I gave the blonde woman at the Marriott bar a Trump Rumpkin.

by HarrisonFire December 5, 2019

bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

by Debocalypse July 2, 2014

Rumpkin Party

A rumpkin party is a party is a broken down barn full of country hicks. Usually rumpkin party’s occur in Indiana

Cassidy was seen at the rumpkin party naked last week.

by Rumpkin December 24, 2018

Rumpkin

A non consensual blumpkin.

The judge sentenced Jerry to 30 years in prison for making the man accept his rumpkin.

by Drgooner March 26, 2022

Rumpkin

The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.

My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.

by Rayman1215 June 19, 2022

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023