Rumpkin

A non consensual blumpkin.

The judge sentenced Jerry to 30 years in prison for making the man accept his rumpkin.

by Drgooner March 26, 2022

Rumpkin

The act of tossing someone’s salad while they are defecating in a toilet.

My girlfriend gave me a rumpkin while I was dropping a massive load on taco Tuesday.

by Rayman1215 June 19, 2022

Rumpkin Party

A rumpkin party is a party is a broken down barn full of country hicks. Usually rumpkin party’s occur in Indiana

Cassidy was seen at the rumpkin party naked last week.

by Rumpkin December 24, 2018

Trump Rumpkin

When a man takes a woman from behind, yells “MERICA” and slaps her ass so hard it leaves red and white stripes (flag), pulls out to ejaculate the Stars for the Stripes.

MERICA!

I gave the blonde woman at the Marriott bar a Trump Rumpkin.

by HarrisonFire December 5, 2019

mother rumpin

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.

@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)

by danzaks69 February 24, 2013

rumphing

The tendency to repeat something, usually a story or anecdote, to the same person or persons.

He's rumphing us by telling us the same story he told us last week.

by Joe Newby February 9, 2010

bumpy rumpkins

A term of endearment. Often given to an object of affection who is unaware of the existence of the endearer. It is said that no finer compliment can be given to a proper lady of the night.

Damn. Check out that neon tank top. Wait a minute. There's nothing underneath. mmm. Mmmm. Bumpy Rumpkins, son. Bumpy Rumpkins.

by Debocalypse July 2, 2014