Rumpelstiltskin

While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.

Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"

In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.

SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*

She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.

Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"

Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"

Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."

Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."

Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"

Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"

Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"

by wanglongbigs March 23, 2010

Rumpelstiltskin

1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child

2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.

Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"

Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."

by dan wants credit for this December 31, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.

*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.

Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin

by Loss Prevention Officer July 21, 2011

reverse rumpelstiltskin

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

by chch27 February 20, 2009

rumpelstiltskin

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

by SweetBill February 11, 2009