The Rumen

When you try to fart on your wife’s face but accidentally spray her with a few pieces of shit.

Last night I forgot that I had diarrhea and did The Rumen on the wife…. She wasn’t very happy afterwards.

by Rumen January 16, 2024

rumen

An Australian colloquialism of the Tasmania region, originating in England.
To be 'against the grain' or causing a disturbance to the status quo. A cheeky troublemaker; up to mischief.

Stop that, you rumen!

You are such a rumen.

What are you doing, you rumen?

by Jenze May 3, 2022

Sleeoy Rumen

A time at which lights should be switched off.

“Turn off ur light is almost sleeoy rumen”

by - Samantha May 31, 2018