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Rules

Things that are made to be broken.
I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."
by I listen to Indie Music February 6, 2007
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rule

1. v. to succede, dominate, or do exceptionally.
2. v. to be better than the rest.
I ruled over that man who's ass I kicked.

O'Doyle rules.
by O'Doyle April 5, 2005
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Rules

Rules? What?
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rules

acronym for

R - Really
U - Useful
L - Laws
E - Everyone
S - Should know
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rule

A statement which denies people what they might want to do. Normally written after the event has happened. Does not stop people ignoring it, called breaking the rule, as most people are unaware of it, or think the rule is wrong. Breaking the rule usually incurs some penalty if caught doing so.
Rule 1 - Trespassers will be shot.
by TONY BEATTY September 17, 2007
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The rules

a set of rules on ud that allows which words shall or shall not be published onto the site
uptherabbithole: hey man we should approve this crazy sex position and all these no-named weirdos. oh yea, can't forget these ad sites

Spaceman_Spiff: no man, those are against....the RULES
by Spaceman_Spiff May 16, 2009
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Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it.
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