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A reticulous animal, tentive to resort to using spam in a forum. It also has a tendancy to use the word "McPenis Fillet".
Ohhh my god! its a rueben!
rueben by Tommy November 13, 2004
A man who probably hasn’t had intercourse yet, opens fifa packs 1000 times a day on his mums credit card and has a strange obsession with Sergio Aguero
Person A “I’m still a virgin and I’m just sat here opening packs”

Person B “you’re definitely a Rueben”

Person A “I hate Sergio Aguero”

Person B “hi Rueben
Rueben by ooga booga 629 May 27, 2020
My babyyy
Rueben is my one and only and is mine forever xx
Rueben <3
Rueben by Dxdger November 22, 2021
Dont mess with Rueben they’re deadly
Rueben is someone who you do not want to mess with
Rueben by ArtisticCat October 18, 2022

Rueben Barr 

A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe
Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late

Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet

Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth

Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it

Gabe: please more daddy

Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch

Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr
Rueben Barr by Mr_linguine August 26, 2019

Rueben Sandwich 

When a black girl in germany gets sandwiched by two asian guys while she has a yeast infection.
Isnt that the black chic who got a rueben sandwich when she went to Germany last year?
Rueben Sandwich by I <3 kraut September 22, 2009