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Rubentus

The nickname given to Juventus due to their history of cheating, buying refs, stealing titles, and doping players. Refer to Calciopoli for more details.

Juventus + Rubare (to steal in Italian) = Rubentus!
Fan 1: Why are Juventus dressed like prisoners?
Fan 2: Rubentus have no shame.
by goatestgoat December 13, 2016
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Rube Goldberg Syndrome

n. The situation whereby a medical or medical/psychiatric condition causes a "domino effect" of other dangerous symptoms and conditions ensuing.

Named after the Rube Goldberg "contraption" machine, any machine that uses a chain reaction of events to achieve a final, trivial goal (in this particular case, possibly death).
After my brother had that bout with strep, it apparently got to his stomach and paralyzed it, giving him a nasty case of acid reflux, which in turn began to launch acid clear up into his throat and mouth, not only severely damaging his teeth... he's also he's worried he's going to get cancer one day from all that acid where it's not supposed to be. And to say nothing about all the dental surgeries he's gonna need... talk about a case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome!

(No really, it has happened.)
by Andy Khay January 23, 2009
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Rubellion

When a minority group rises to the popular cultural mainstream via its success through artistic and intellectual integrity as opposed to violence, slander, or any form of negative endeavor.
"The global success of RuPaul's Drag Race and drag in general is a true Rubellion!"
by Clever Marko November 1, 2017
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Rubee

Rubee is soooo sexy. She is so kind and caring. Everyone loves her so much and she is very popular. She usually watches vines and is a happy person in general.
Wow that vine reminds me of rubee’
by Rubeeeee the sexy June 25, 2019
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Ruben Dias

The Lord himself. Leads his disciples to victory and trophies. Absolute bargain from Benfica. All hail Lord Dias
Ruben Dias is the Lord and we are his disciples .
by Mysterywriter14 May 15, 2021
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Rubee

The hottest girl ever. She is awesome, funny and beautiful. The best person to be with
You saw that beautiful girl over there. Yea she looks like a rubee
by Bob139 May 10, 2014
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Rubens Barichello

Rubens Barichello is a brazilian formula One racing driver. As it currently stands he has raced in 36% of all Formula one races but only gained 11 wins and 68 podium finishes. He spend 2000-2005 in Michael Schumachers shadow and at times being forced to let his "team mate" win. His debút in F1 was at the 1993 South African GP and has been racing since. Ayrton Senna considered him his protége whilst he looked at him as an idol. He has never won a World Championship but has finished 2nd twice (2002, 2004) and 3rd twice (2001,2009).
Rubens Barichello is one of those drivers with amazing talent but a lack of support. Give him the fastest car on the grid and i guarantee he would win every race.
by Recognizing champions April 16, 2011
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