rub-off factor

1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.

1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.

by Woody Allenette July 24, 2009

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Get the rub-off factormug.

Rubbing off the paint

“Rubbing off the paint” refers to removing the serial number off of a gun so it cannot be traced back to the owner if there is a criminal investigation.

But I'm that nigga, I won't ever change, rubbing off the paint

by Moe Lester Stonehandle May 30, 2019

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rub it off

masturbation done for the purpose of getting over lust for someone. The "it" in "rub it off" is the sexual attraction.

The term is similar to brush it off, but is explicitly sexual.

If a hater talks shit to you, you can brush it off and get on with your life. If a bad bitch is stuck in your head, you can't brush it off: You gotta rub it off.

Holy shit! That girl on the airplane was so hot! I can't think knowing a chick that fine exists!

Dude, you're never going to see her again. Rub it off and get on with your life.

by The Supporter rides again July 11, 2011

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