A place used to signify right-wing reactionary and Tory-voting wealthy England. Sort of like Utah in the US.--only less mormons
"Disgusted of Royal Tunbridge Wells" ---a phrase used to express disgust at the moral spinelessness of UK pop culture.
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A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
by Canute January 17, 2009
Get the Royal Todd mug.A notoriously affluent town in Kent, home to housewives who drive Range Rovers, exclusively shop in Waitrose and cook in AGAs, and whose lives revolve solely around their dogs (namely goldendoodles and labradoodles).
The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".
Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.
The residents can be characterised by headlines such as 'Tunbridge Wells shoppers disgusted at the arrival of Poundland".
Yes this town has it's own Monopoly.
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by Nick December 12, 2003
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Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
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