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Provincetown Root Canal

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A sexual act when one homosexual man requests that his homosexual partner remove his dentures for oral sex, and then taking his dentures and sticking them up his own ass while receiving oral sex. The procedure is complete when the dentures are removed from the ass and put back into the mouth.
Dougie grinned with ecstasy as Jimmy pleasured him. Little did Jimmy know he was about to receive the Provincetown Root Canal.
by Shifty Business January 4, 2011
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Anal Root Canal

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A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018
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Root Canal

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For a guy to recieve head and juice all in the partners mouth.
I just gave this one bitch a root canal like no otha foo'.
by Jaimey September 23, 2005
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Iraqi Root Canal

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Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Root Canal

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A cover tune by an awful artist, or a cover so terribly done it si like going through dental surgery.
Listening to the Rod Stewart cover of Tom Waits's Downtown Train, is like having a Root Canal
by Blue Wooden Dog June 11, 2010
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Lower Body Root Canal

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The act of getting feces out of a vagina with ones penis.
Tyler Hansbourgh gave her a Lower Body Root Canal she'll never forget.
by wbs0003 April 6, 2009
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Chattanooga root canal

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When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.
"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."
by freepanda September 29, 2017
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