Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."
by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008
The reason why you are not sleeping right now. Not because he is annoying, but because he is one of your best friends even if he wasn't before rooming. The one who can make you laugh with random stuff he does in the safety of your room and vice versa. The kind that you can make endless inside jokes with, sometimes even daily.
by awesomeroomie November 28, 2010
Used to describe your wife after years of marriage. She becomes your roommate when the sex dries up, she annoys you all the time, she constantly badgers you about drinking larry (see larry), and when she speaks it sounds like the teacher on Charlie Brown.
"My roommate found a receipt in my pants for our night out at the bar. She was disgusted by the number of Larrys we drank."
by Bok Choy Jr. May 22, 2008
Hym “Not my roommate. I don’t have a roommate. What I had was a job working with cripples where the women took credit for my ideas, implemented them for the sake of their own self-promotion, and fucked a stuttering, useless, weak, small-minded cripple for nothing more than having a fat cock. If you want a fair comparison then compare me to the whores who fucked that cripple. If all of the criteria that would make me inferior to another man was applied to them, I would be better than them in every conceivable way. Each and every one of them was a stupid, lazy, piece of shit. Strip away the caveat of ‘well, they’re women so...’ and what are they? Nothing. I also don’t fuck mongoloids. I’m not a retard molester. So, I got that going for me. Furthermore, the cripple didn’t fill the gap left in the wake of NASA’s dissolution using his rich fathers seed money. I’ll expound on the nepotistic aspect in the next definition. Either way. Better than a cripple. Better than every whore.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
What you get when you can't pay all of the rent to stay by yourself. In other words, you get what you pay for. Having peace and quiet is more expensive but well worth it.
by Sunshine14 March 02, 2009
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
by myroommate'sanasshole July 29, 2006