Romnevolent

Acting in a fashion neither benevolent nor malevolent, but purely in the interests of yourself and those who not only don't your assistance but could be assisting people who need it and aren't.

I could give my last $5 to that homeless guy, or I could be romnevolent and suck up to that rich guy by buying him a latte.

by BaronVonJ September 17, 2012

nomnivore

one who eats EVERYTHING.

Fred: is that cat eating corn?
George: yes, but it's okay. He's a nomnivore. His favorite food is cheezburgers.

by cannothascheezburger November 30, 2009

omnivore

Primarily, a living creature who consumes meat - i.e.: poultry, pork, beef, fish. Many human meat-eaters are disrespectful towards those who don't eat meat, particularly towards vegans, often writing bad definitions of them in urban dictionary. Such people are often bad at spelling and consistently illogical in their responses to vegetarians and vegans.

Omnivore: 'I could murder a nice, juicy steak. Do you want one?'

Vegan: 'No thankyou, I'm a vegan.'

Omnivore: 'Oh, one of those. I suppose you're going to lecture me on how bad it is to eat meat.' (waves meat in vegan's face).

Vegan: (looks at omnivore disdainfully) No, but I would prefer it if you didn't wave meat in my face. (Waves tofu burger in omnivore's face).

Omnivore: (Shrinks back in true terror).

by tofu is yummy May 16, 2005

omnivore

1. An organism that consumes both meat and plants.
2. A bisexual person.

1. Most humans are omnivores because they eat meat and fruits/vegetables.
2. I'm an omnivore because I like both men and women.

by The Real Moozer April 21, 2006

Tomnivore

Someone who isn't normally that hungry, but when they're even a little stoned they will eat without regret, and even after their high, they won't regret a damn thing and generally are the nicest people you can ever meet

"Dude, I'm fucken starving... *Urrp*... Damn these are good..."

"Maann... You know you might be a Tomnivore..."

"Dude... Just lemme eat my munchies in peace."

by Softestsloth420 June 21, 2025

sanus omnivore

sanus omnivorism is the practice of comsuming only healthy amounts of any kind of meat products for example only once a week. This eating habit was developed after scientific findings proved that vegetarians often lack supply of certain nutrients like iron that are hard to find in plant foods.

I became a sanus omnivore after discovering that I don't get all the necessary nutrients I need when being a hardcore vegetarian

by MickG October 30, 2013