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romney

verb: (1) to fire someone with glee

(2) to be fired

(3) outsourcing; to gut a company, send American jobs overseas, then claim to have created jobs (in India)
Examples:
(a)"He romneyed the whole department, I think he got an erection doing it!"

(b) "I got romneyed last week after 23 years on the job; they even took my pension!"

(c) "He increased profits by romneying the IT department to India; but hey, he created all those jobs!
by WinstonSmith1984 January 11, 2012
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The Romney

The act of sexual depravity that occurs when Mitt Romney both sucks a man's dick and fucks him in the ass at the same time.
Hey guys, I've been having a bad day, the Democrats just killed us again in another election. Would someone mind giving me "The Romney" to brighten my spirits?
by M.rom.awesome April 6, 2015
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romney

To switch sexual preferences depending on who one is with. Named after Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney, who was accused of "flip-flopping" on several key issues.
"I had heard Jane didn't do anal, but last night she totally Romneyed!"

"Jason told me last night he always places his partner's pleasure before his own, but based on past experiences I think he might just be Romneying."
by FGAndrew January 4, 2012
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Romneying

Firing or laying off a large number of employees following a takeover of a company.
The bank is romneying over 400 people after the merger and I might be one of them.
by Lamedella April 7, 2012
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Romney

A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe.
Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.

Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy.

Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment.
by Leoslaire November 23, 2011
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A Romney

The amount of time (approx. 3 1/2 hrs) that it takes a famous politician to change their mind on something.

Not to be confused with romney
"I've been stuck in line for A Romney"
"Send them to bed in A Romney or two"
by joethehermit June 10, 2012
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Romney

While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.
Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.
by Bob the Plumber February 20, 2009
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