Ralph Macchio

RALPH MACCHIO IS A VERY HOT ACTOR AND ALL THE IMMATURE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS ONLY HOT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG IN THE 80s AND 90s BUT HE IS STILL HOT, ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL. EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK 58 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT
1)HES STILL BEAUTIFUL

2)HE LOOKS 38.
IF YOU DONT THINK 38 YEAR OLDS ARE HOT RALPH IS STILL OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL SO DONT SAY YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY HE CURRENTLY LOOKS YOU IMMATURE STUPIDS

It’s that guy who was and still is very beautiful and hot, Ralph Macchio.

by Rob Lowe is beautiful November 20, 2019

Ethan Ralph

1. (adjective) Mentally Ill

2. (adjective) Degenerate

“Yeah, John had another one night stand and got the girl pregnant. He’s a total douche, a real Ethan Ralph if ya know what I mean.”

by Secretplease69 April 19, 2021

Ralphie

Ralphie;
When a grown Man has the sense of security in his manhood and masculinity to call himself Ralphie. This is more than likely a man not to fuck with. As these men have lots of ducktape and big trunks.

" Holly shit I didn't pay my debt now how the fuck do I get my hands free and get out of Ralphie's trunk"

by Joseph Allalala February 5, 2010

Ralph Macchio

The Hottest guy to ever exist. Mostly more attractive in the 80s and 90s.

Wow that guy is almost hotter than Ralph Macchio.

by Evdonfbwunw August 16, 2017

Ralph Macchio

A really hot individual that's actually 58 but looks 30. Attractive Italian man present in the 80s-90s. Most people would've crushed on him at some point.

Ultimately, someone that 'takes your breath away'. Also really sweet in real life.

"Ralph Macchio is the Karate Kid."

by jenny macchio September 16, 2020

Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

by Mr Wall January 6, 2006

Rock & Roll Ralphs

The infamous Ralphs grocery store on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, California. Notorious for being packed around 2 to 3 AM after the clubs close, with drunken people trying to buy liquor for after-hours parties.

The scene of many alcohol-induced collapses and vomitings.

So named not only for it's late-night debauchery, but also it's proximity to Guitar Center, and the other music stores nearby on Sunset Blvd.

"Dude, was that What's-Her-Name from that sitcom puking all over the cashier at Rock & Roll Ralphs?"

by Mr. Body June 29, 2008