Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017

monta relish

contains 3 ingredients:
1. pickles
2. vinegar
3. monta

1. David: "The monta relish is fresh!"
2. Peter: "Relish for three!"

by Dabito February 23, 2011

Rollish

Adjectives. The quality of being a role model. Can be used seriously or sarcastically. Very popular in North Carolina, specifically among high school students at Triton, South Johnston, and Midway.

Did you see your buddy today? He was riding through Dunn with Hank Jr. cranked up with mud all over his truck. That sonofabitch is rollish.

by HAM BISCUIT February 20, 2011

nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.

by verythinice June 21, 2009

sweet relish

to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (Originated in Livermore, Ca by Chris W. and Lake S. in '00)

Lake S. - "Hey, Hey, Hey" (Nudging in Female's direction)

-In Unison-

Chris W./Lake S. - "Ah....Sweet Relish"

by Chris W. / Lake S. March 13, 2008

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009