rockspider

a person who likes/has sex with a person of very young age. ie 8. And also has copious amounts of knuckle hair.

"Chris the filthy rockspider. she is so young she cant understand what she is doing to her is wrong."

by Beaker November 14, 2004

Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.

I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Brownie Rockslide

When the Starbucks barista shits in your cup and then Smears it on your chest.

Becca at Starbucks gave me a free Brownie Rockslide with a side of whipped cream

by T__Daws March 17, 2022

polish rockslide

when you blow your load in a chick's hair and make her throw herself down a flight of stairs

Ms. Newski, would you like to try a Polish Rockslide?

I can't believe went through with the Polish Rockslide?

by Bobbie Slowcum August 5, 2009

yukon rockslide

Having your leg caught in a bear trap while getting punched in the face to cum

I gave that bitch a Yukon rockslide. Wonder why she hasn't called back?...

by lordnahte2 February 28, 2018

The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!

I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !

by mahfakker August 8, 2012

Russian rockslide

1. noun; a sexual maneuver in which Skittles placed into the receiving partner's orifice by the penetrating partner's tool are sufficiently pumped out by way of muscular contraction
2. noun; a rockslide occurring in Russia

Dang. I thought it was a good idea until her Russian rockslide gave me bruises.

by oceanmuzak January 18, 2008