ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

by sprog74 October 25, 2009

ritter

Polite way of saying "ugly"

Man, you looked so ritter today.

by MIZ RAINMAKA July 8, 2006

ritter

Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.

i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!

by FlashJoe January 6, 2008

ritter

a person who is a gimp

get the ritter

by gvgs February 1, 2021

Tyson Ritter

The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.

Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma

If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.

Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*

by oberservealways December 13, 2009

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Tex Ritter

Name of famous 1930's singing cowboy now rhyming slang for "shitter"

I bet she takes it up the Tex Ritter

by The Big M June 2, 2006