ritalini

Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.

Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."

by Gary Straynge July 11, 2017

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010

rilind

Rilind is the definition of a young prince with lots of power

The young rilind soon became the glorious leader of his fathers kingdom.

by Bioman May 16, 2018

ritalin

Drug for people on ADD, often crushed & snorted for a very cheap buzz. Often called ritz

I borrowed my cuzins ritz, keen?

by Jeef1 April 22, 2005

Rilind

Rilind is a boy, the best boy on this world, who will do anything to make you happy.
He is the prettiest, smartest and has the biggest heart that will ever exist.
You need a Rilind in your life if you want to live a happy life.

„Oh! There is my love Rilind, can‘t you see how amazing he is! I love him so much.“

by XxXxXry November 6, 2019

Ritalin

ADD medicine containing Methylphenidate which is a type of speed. if youre lacking energy and cant think of anything better to do than eat you gotta snort some of this. it will make you get up and do any kind of activity or chore and actually make it an enjoyable experience. for a begginer snorting about 60 mg will do the job. i find it way better than adderall personally it gets me shaky, non fatigued, not hngry and energy and euphoria. you might experince a headache or tummy ache after and you might get grumpy. the good feeling will last like one or two hours after that you just kinda get anxiety and feel the need to be doing something

mom: go clean your room!
daughter: ugh im too tired
mom: i dont care!
daughter: (thought bubble) im going to snort some ritalin..)
1 hour later.......
mom: wow i cant believe you cleaned the whole house
daughter: me either!

by ritalin fiend May 16, 2009

rifling

when your boy is looking through your shit (sock drawers, closet) trying to find something of value i.e. ipod, wallet, or your stash. usually done when youre not there

"ay, what the hell? dont be rifling through my stuff"

"i caught that bitchass riflin through my closet last night at the party. i knocked the breaks off of him"

by novikOFF March 6, 2009