Rise and Shine 

The process of waking your girlfriend/significant other by jerking off on to their face, covering them in sticky, shiny, ejaculate.

She likes it when I give her the old RISE AND SHINE. She says its good for her skin!

Rise and Shine by Nickdubba May 29, 2011

Rise and shine 

The name for the event in which a man wakes up after sleeping with an erection.

"Rise and shine happens EVERY DAY!"

Rise and shine by Errur January 24, 2009

Rise and Shine 

The act of masturbating. Often refers to immediate masturbation upon resuming consciousness. Rise refers to the literal raise of a once flacid penis due to a flow of blood. Shine refers to the actual "stroking" action, not unlike the act of shining a large silver phallic-shaped paperweight.

"Hey Johnny, want to go work on our arithmetic homework?"
"No, I think I'll go smoke tades and rise and shine"

Rise and Shine by Morgau February 22, 2007

rise and shine 

When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.

I gave grandma a rise and shine on saturday night

rise and shine by alfonso004 March 15, 2007

Rise And Shine 

Rise and shine :)

Its a saying that Kyile Jenner says to her kids to wake them up

How cute :)

You turn on the lights and say "Rise and Shine"

Rise And Shine by Scooooop November 21, 2019

rise and shine 

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.

kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine

rise and shine by stinky shrek October 17, 2019

rise and shine 

you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy

“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”

*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*

“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”

thank you - gay nigga

rise and shine by gangbang420 October 18, 2019