1. i had a quick rise and shine this morning
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
2. mother to teenage schoolgoing son: "time to rise and shine sweetie."
by nathan April 22, 2005
Get the rise and shinemug. One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.
Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!
by sparky F August 30, 2005
Get the rise and shinemug. by Errur January 24, 2009
Get the Rise and shinemug. When you are fucking a chick doggy style on top of the stairs, then as you ejac in her pussy you push her down the stairs, causing her to get knocked unconscience. Come back a few minutes later and wake her up by pissing on her face.
by alfonso004 March 15, 2007
Get the rise and shinemug. a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011
Get the rise 'n' shiningmug. by Scooooop November 21, 2019
Get the Rise And Shinemug. kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.
kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
by stinky shrek October 17, 2019
Get the rise and shinemug.