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Ripped a beast

To take a shit of monstrous proportions.
I had no choice, I ripped a beast in the waiting room bathroom.
by Hamper Hunter November 11, 2020
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Ultra Mega Gorilla Ripped

Being so high, that you cannot move, speak, think or process anything that is going on. Gorilla meaning big or maximum.
Dude that blunt was so dank, I'm ultra mega gorilla ripped.
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E-Ripped

the state of being retarted high. A whole other level up from being just "ripped".
Man, that double-barrel bong and blunt we just smoked has me fully e-ripped!
by donald_wellington May 30, 2017
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ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.
Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.
by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010
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Scally Ripped

This is a person (who is a low life) who is ripped; however he only obtains this level of ripped from the manual labor job that they are forced to do due to a lack of qualifications or a criminal record. These people generally walk around with their shirt off on mild or cold days to try and show off their scally ripped body.
Look at that scally ripped mother fucker who is walking down the street with his shirt off
by captain scally 3000 September 14, 2010
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Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.
Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!
by Croatalin December 1, 2013
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Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody
steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design
by supersa November 12, 2006
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