Riff merchant

a person who can create and execute mind blowing guitar riffs

originally said by the prince of darkness himself Ozzy Osbourne when talking about Tony Iommi in an 1980's interview

ozzy osbourne - "..whatever I've said about Tony Iommi in the past, was a lot of anger, a lot of bitterness on both parts, but I've got to be truthful to you, he was one of the greatest all time riff merchants, I mean, he came up with some classic heavy metal riffs"

man: what track is this?, that riff is insane
man 2: it's sabbath!
man: who's the lead guitarist?
man 2: you idiot.. thats Tony Iommi, he's probably metals' best riff merchant!

by planet_telex July 14, 2012

Rifker

An annoying stinging twitch in the male penis that causes warm blue acidic juice to burst out of the penis' sliver hole. This juice may cause testicles to hide in the male asshole.

After Markoskas had sex with his lebanese bitch he experienced a fatal rifker that caused his dick to twitch spiradically. Unfortunatly, the blue acidic juice burnt his sexy bitch :(

Elijah's balls got so insecure that they hid in his tight hairy asshole because of the recent Rifker!

by Sammy Choppers & Bwebwe June 16, 2010

Forbidden Riff

Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin

Never play the forbidden riff or you will perish to the guitar centre employees.

by Ryhoth March 14, 2020

Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.

Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.

by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009

Phone rifler

A person (usually a woman) who goes through your phone while you're asleep or in another room.

Dude my girl went through my phone looking for sexts again - she's such a phone rifler!

by Biggadybong August 22, 2017

drip rifle

A drip rifle is a self-firing rifle which worked simply by having water from one soup can, drip into a lower soup can. When the water in the lower soup can, which was attached to the trigger of the rifle, reached a certain weight, the rifle was fired. This ruse could lead a battle front of defenders, into believing that there could still be troops opposing them, while the soldiers were being evacuated. Lots of drip rifles can be set to go off at different times, to give the impression that the enemy forces, were still in a defensive position.

“The Anzac soldiers in the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps of 1914 - 1918, would sometimes employ the specialized use of a drip rifle, in order to confuse or manipulate the opposing offense into believing that they were at a tactical disadvantage, when in fact, they were not.”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

Riffle effect

Busting a load on your own face

That dude just riffled himself, riffle effect

by D down for real June 21, 2015