randell

the bombdiggity.
not soft, like arielle :)

yo guy, he must be a randell.

by Rtricks March 28, 2009

Rhándêllè

One of the descendents of Satan. It's grotesque, revolting and fornicates quite a lot. Some other defining features are it's false hair, nose picking habits, and a shocking resemblance to Disney's RECESS' character Randall.

"Rhándêllè! Like, ugh!"

by Beef Chuckster February 17, 2005

Rhondell

The previous definition was so clever and intelligent that I doubt anyone could compete with it. Note the vocabulary -- the subtlety and nuance. The definition should surely be included in the next publishing of Websturd's dictionary.

That guy is really a Rhondell.

by Donnigan Fwaldis February 8, 2004

doing a randell

Doing a Randell is used in context when somebody has been slacking off at the gym and refusing to do leg day.

That Fred guy is doing a Randell! He hasn't done leg day in months. His legs look like my grandmothers arms!

by Jack Girling May 12, 2020

Rhondell

A stupid dumbfuck who is mean to all gurls and thinks that i have something against blacks. (which i fuckin dont)

Hey, stop being a dumbfuck Rhondell and go back to the hood.

by Anonamys October 4, 2003

rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

Randella Effect

The unusual phenomenon where once that friend who always bitches leaves the call, the other participants of the call are met with immense luck.

Guy 1: Dude how the fuck did you win all those games all of a sudden?
Guy 2: I guess I've just been blessed with the Randella Effect

by RandelaCandelaMandelaUmbrela March 21, 2021