by Davidfreesefan23 April 28, 2014
a person who calls themselves your friend based on your situation in life. frequently, when you go through hard times they are nowhere around but as soon as you hit it big, they act as if they were there all the time
"dude, I haven't seem jim at all since i lost my job. he's such a revolving door friend though. he'll be back as if nothing happened as soon as i get another one and he needs something."
by ajax23 January 26, 2012
1: A death trap for people with skis.
2: Something not to let little children play in.
3: Something zombies hate, due to the reason that, while one pushes on the right side, another pushes on the left.
2: Something not to let little children play in.
3: Something zombies hate, due to the reason that, while one pushes on the right side, another pushes on the left.
1: "Mommy! Look at me!"
"Tommy, no!"
2: "Billy got stuck in the revolving door."
3: "Urrhh!" - zombie 1
"Raaghhh!" - zombie 2
"Tommy, no!"
2: "Billy got stuck in the revolving door."
3: "Urrhh!" - zombie 1
"Raaghhh!" - zombie 2
by Orphans January 11, 2005
by Jupi February 22, 2003
when the female of the species is so coked up that she keeps tossing around in bed, causing the male to constantly switch between the anus and the vagina for sexual gratification. Usually results in blue balls for the male.
After blowin an eightball with a stripper, Ed got stuck in the revolving door all night trying to rock a nut!
by bebalicious March 04, 2005
Mary:Have you asked out Tom yet?
Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.
Luis:I'm up for it Jack.
Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.
Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.
Luis:I'm up for it Jack.
Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.
by Tim and Joe April 05, 2009
The door installed at my brother's house. No sooner does he get rid of one nasty whore, then another equally as nasty whorin' bitch comes waltzing through hoping to latch on to him. Since he's too busy thinking with his penis he doesn't realize it until her it's too late and everyone hates her.
As soon as Tyson got Amy shoved out the door, he turned the revolving whore door back on and in plopped the stupid whores Amber and Faye.
by Tara March 29, 2005