retche

The perfect girl. She is the best thing that could ever happen to anyone. She is ridiculously hot. She has a bitch face every time but it is only because she is very shy. So adorable, she will give you the purest love ever. Also, she is very thick

Retche is wife material, just give the opportunity to the hottestand cutest chic.

by holabb May 31, 2020

retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

by pyro November 4, 2004

right retching

(verb) Anything which induces sudden vomiting; can be something seen, heard, felt, etc.

I was walking behind some ugly 500 lb whale when her pants dropped. She didn't have any undies on, which had me right retching

by Frisky John September 21, 2006

Rim Retch

The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass

"Last night I when I was pleasuring Roscoe, I rim retched because he didn't properly wipe"

by I_Went_There October 23, 2008

Ratchdar

A revolutionary device that can search and/ or find anyone ratchet in a two- three mile perimeter. Some people choose to use this device as a deranged sex toy, while others use it for voodoo spells.

I turned on my Ratchdar and was frightened to find out there was someone ratchet in the same room as me!

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

retahded

1. pronunciation of "retarded" attributed to residents of the Boston area

2. stupid, silly, asinine, pointless; devoid of logic, substance, and/or justification (this usage should not be confused with "retarded")

3. adjective used to describe anyone who does not find janet reno sexually attractive

This war is wicked retahded.

by no war April 29, 2003

Wicked Retahded

1. Used to reference something good or exceptional
2. Used negatively in response to the rest of the world's obsession/hatred of the Boston area accent.
3. Used to descride how your face looks after I fight you for critisizing my accent despite being unprovoked.

"That homerun Ortiz hit was wicked retahded", "Why does everyone act wicked retahded when it comes to our accent?", "Hey Mike, look what I just did to this douchebags face, he looks wicked retahded!"

by Kiva August 30, 2008