Retardology

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.

Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology

by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010

Retardando

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

by failure______________ June 14, 2018

retardando

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.

You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.

by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

retardomondo

See: retard, mondo.

Super retarded. Like a living fart with no education and self-inflicted brain damage.

"You know who's a Retardomondo?"
"Who, pray tell?"
"*insert name of an idiot you know*."
"fo sho"

by Keyser_So_So June 12, 2005

Retardoholic

A person who is so retarted that he makes other people retarted too. If you see a retardoholic you are obliged by law to kill him with a chainsaw. If you don't you die.

Peter: Im a retardoholic!
Daniel: Oh no! Me too!
Anders: Wrrrrm!! Wrrrrm!!

by Danthebloo May 15, 2008

Retardundant

Something that is both stupid and redundant.

Carl's idea to have everyone in the group make separate versions of the same paper, rather than split the project up among the group, was widely viewed as retardundant.

Carl is a reduntard.

repeat redundant

by Gnarl Alfie April 22, 2015

retardado

''retarded'' in spanish

He's retardado.
That dude so retardado he smoked oregano.

by Raffa August 20, 2003