Retardiation

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.

1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."

by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

retardidiculous

Something both retarded, and ridiculous.

Man, that's retarted, and ridiculous... it's... retardidiculous!

by Stykz September 23, 2006

Retardist

The art of being a retard.

This client should win the retardist of the year award.

by Nicoole February 25, 2015

Retardisimo

Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

Dedicated to ThetaGang r/wallstreetbets

Yeah dude that "retardismo" Thetagang took a loan for 30k turned it into 101k, lost it all, and is reapplied for a 30k loan at age 18.

Retardisimo- Being the most retard of all the retards. More retarded then any retard in existence.

by Kalinux9 April 15, 2020

retarditity

something so retarded, such as douchbaggery, that is above stupid and retarded that the only way it can be defined is by combining the terms.

Jason: Yea, he changed his email and didnt get payment. pure douchebaggery.

Evan: No, thats a perfect example of retarditity.

by TheNurd December 27, 2006

Retardistan

Synonym for Unites States of America

Don't listen to him, he's from Retardistan.

by theRealRichardNixon July 27, 2023

Retardimistic

Adjective

Definition - When someone's opinion of what will happen in the future is very idiotic and doesn't make sense.

Your outlook on life is Retardimistic you fucking mong!

by Yevil23 February 26, 2011