Person One: Hey, what ever happened to your ex?
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
Person Two: Oh, I got a 50 caliber restraining order on her.
Person One: What?
Person Two: Exactly.
by Erich Zann III July 9, 2010
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by Capt. Obvious November 20, 2016
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by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009
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