eXtreme Restraints

eXtreme Restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. Their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and sex toys.

I was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and I eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). The price was pretty good too. They also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).

by JamesXR April 23, 2007

resturant rage

an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in Midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don't like them. Symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.

I need to see a therapist for my "resturant rage".

by kfonte April 6, 2010

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013

chemical restraint

the doping up of difficult patients, residents and people "for there own good"

She keeps on calling out, lets give her some chemical restraint.

by Louise November 5, 2004

HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

restraint

something one cannot resist.

If only I could resist an eighth piece of cake. The cake is a restraint for example, of your happiness.

by sexymushrooms June 16, 2011