restaurant gene 

The bred in gene of gooks in which they have to have a restaurant, even if it means going bankrupt or puts a strain on other business endeavors or relationships.

"That crazy bitch has the restaurant gene. I'm outta here.

restaurant gene by Running out of patience January 28, 2007

Restaurant Hungry 

When you are starving but upon arrival to the eating establishment you find yourself not as hungry or full.

Peter - "Jill why haven't you eaten any of your food I thought you were starving?"

Jill - "I was but I'm restaurant hungry"

Peter "Ok get a to go box"

Restaurant Hungry by kfizzy November 4, 2011

Restaurant Recon 

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

Restaurant Recon by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Restaurant Theory 

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

Restaurant Theory by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015

Restaurant groups

Found only on roblox, these steaming piles of dogshit take on the form of a fictional or real "restaurant" that promises a "unforgettable" experience in reality just inducing child labor and making them look like a gmod darkrp moderator.

Games usually consist of "Frappe" or something similar that's atrocious. The servers consist of several trolls, five staff who lack access to mod commands and 2 high ranks who take everything seriously like it's a personal attack.

Shitty rules like not being able to order over 3 things, typing in caps, standing on the counter or even just using a glitch.

Troll: CAN I ORDER RAT PISS
Restaurant groups: W1. Don't spam caps.
Troll: W1. Don't warn
Restaurant groups: W3. Kicking for impersonation

Restaurant groups by trollface moment June 10, 2020

Restaurant Blue Balls 

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

Restaurant Blue Balls by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.

While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!

Restaurant Quality Ho by The CZar April 20, 2006