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Cum Responsible

When A guy pulls his dick out of the pussy before he blows his load inside her.
Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
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responsibler

Pepe was responsibler than his sister
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responsible

adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.

The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012
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responsible adult

It is realizing there is more to life than video games, masturbation and junk food.

It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.

OM NAMASTE
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Ok, enough bullshit.

It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and

the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
Career?
Marriage?
Perfect health?

Lay off the religion called 'Responsible adult'.
by pray to your worms October 7, 2017
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Responsibile

Held accountable for something in such a way that you throw up a little in your mouth...
Girlfriend who you are about to break up with: Oh my gosh, I'm pregnant with your baby! Now we can get married!

Boyfriend (mentally to himself): Shit, now I feel responsibile for her and that damn baby...
by zipzapzookie May 5, 2011
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responsible adult

Wow i got up before 2pm certainly am turning into a responsible adult
by Your Mother's Hairy Pussy Lips September 22, 2011
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environmentally responsible

A new Buzz world that is being said now by company's. to make Hippies think that they care about there CO2 output. but in reality it's just a marketing ploy. so that stupid hippies will support them and think that there cars put out less admissions then outer brands.
environmentally responsible

Globe Warming is smaller, and a lot less of a big deal then the Hippies are making it out to be. the earth goes through nature warming cycles did any one take earth science.
by seroyer January 13, 2009
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