A term coined by British comedian Russell Kane.
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
When you have such a bad breakdown that you end up on your mother's kitchen floor, crying your eyes out with snot all over your face, telling her that you're convinced that you'll never amount to anything/no-one will ever love you/you're going to fail you're uni course/etc.. It usually happens to young adults, mostly people who have just moved away from home, who suddenly realise that being a functioning adult is not as easy as it looks. The kitchen floor reset renders you incapable of looking after yourself for a number of days either side of it but, after it has passed, everything is miraculously ok again and everything that seemed like a big deal now feels very manageable. Hence the term "reset".
Person 1: I heard that Kelly broke up with Brian and that he's in real bad shape
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
Person 2: Yeah, he went home and had a total kitchen floor reset, he should be back at uni by monday
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1st person: Dang man, I shouldn't have did what I did to her last night, I was drunk.
2nd person: What u do to her?
1st person: I wanted her to feel something different, I wanted to be different. I gave her the factory reset last night.
2nd person: man u done fucked up, u ain't never getting rid of her now
2nd person: What u do to her?
1st person: I wanted her to feel something different, I wanted to be different. I gave her the factory reset last night.
2nd person: man u done fucked up, u ain't never getting rid of her now
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"I don't feel too bad now but I don't remember anything between here and the club."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
"Yeah, you hit the drunk reset on the way back."
"Oh, that's good."
"Not really dude, you were french kissing your girlfriend's brother when it happened."
"Yish, not again."
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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Trump winning the 2016 election is a clear-cut example of a cultural reset. After this point in time, pop culture became increasingly more fixated on politics and social justice. Internet memes went through a complete terrible overhaul. Pop music began to shift from inspirational to silly frivolous tunes (both musically and lyrically). And people have started adopting a more critical view towards what they read on the news.
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