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reservations

A dumb, useless system used in India for almost all Govt Jobs, Seats in Govt College etc. Reserves seats for People who were historically low castes.
Similar to quotas in the USA, however its for f**king 49.5% seats. Seats are divided as:

SC: People who did cleaning of sewers. Some too rich, use this to get high posts in govt jobs and remain rich through it. Get 15% reserved seats. A billionaire can get reservation.

ST: Many tribal people. System exploited by rich and not helping the poor. Get 7.5% of reserved seats. Income don't matter.

OBC: Socially backward classes in history. Have a income limit to avail benefits, same problems of misuse exist. Get 27% reserved seats.

General Poor: A newly implemented quota for poor, parental income less than Rupees 800,000(which is big amount in India.).

The more f**king bad thing is that Reserved category candidate is first considered for seat allotment in General seats(on basis of merit) and if not selected, he/she can get the reserved seat.

So basically if you are a general category candidate, you are completely screwed.

Reservations for Physically Disabled also exist but they are very less. Reservations for Girls also exist in some places but don't create any problems for General Category candidates.

Unfortunately, no political party supports removing or reducing it as it is a vote bank for them. They do violent protests if they fear reservation removal. They have partial Autocracy over Govt Jobs, Govt Colleges.
This reservations system is bullshit, I got 80% marks while that rich asshole with an iPhone and a BMW got 45% marks and got admission in that college while I didn't.
by Ascrewedgeneralcandidate February 20, 2019
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no reservations

To not hold back. Someone who has no reservations speaks their mind, boldly, without holding back. They are not reserved.
Sam: You have a huge breasts.

Sally: Damn! No reservations!
by ShishooLoo May 24, 2009
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off the reservation

I'm terrified of this girl. She's completely off the reservation.
by JtotheL April 13, 2006
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reservate

the act of making a reservation, whether it be for a hotel, rental car or any other item that can be reserved.
"Yo cuh, I needs to reservate dat car for my sistah Tanquesha."
by Miker94 October 25, 2009
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Off the reservation

Highly offensive saying referring to American Indians that have left the reservation.
That crazy drunk, he's gone off the reservation.
by ClancyMan September 4, 2015
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Off the reservation

When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?

Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.

Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.

Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.

Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends

Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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off the reservation

Going of the reservation is when certain elements such as spies or assassins either fail to complete an assignment/mission, go on an unauthorized mission, get caught and spill their guts, or go rogue. Usually resutlting in the need to neutralize(kill their ass) the said element.
lopez: hey man did you hear about that guy joe who worked with me at the CIA?
jimmy: no man what?
lopez: he went off the reservation and so I had to kill his stupid ass for going rogue.
jimmy: well thats what you get for trying to fucking double cross the CIA.
by mr. shakedown September 22, 2005
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