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Republicant

Modern slang for a member of the U.S. Republican political party. The added "t" is a reference to the motion picture "Blade Runner", a movie set in a near-future dystopia where synthetic humans known as "replicants" go on a homocidal rampage in search for extended life (read: salvation).
Republicants are people, and that scares me.
by Bananaramarosannadanna April 12, 2007
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Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party
My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
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Republicrat

Overall, the concept that the two political parties in the US are actually indistinguishable - the party of ONE. The two parties are not actually parties but rather, two halves of a symbiotic system. They are indistinguishable because the output of the system remains the same, regardless of which half is 'in power'. Either half, when 'out-of-power,' is obligated to obstruct ANY/ALL progress by the other half while screaming the half 'in power' is about to destroy the country. All problems and issues of the country are explained as having been caused by the other half.

In this party, you don't vote FOR a President, you defensively vote AGAINST the other candidate. You choose 'lesser' evils. If you give the Presidency to one half, you generally try to give Congress to the other half to minimize the damage either half can do to you.

Because NEITHER half is interested in what the public wants, the single party therefore generates a lot of unhappiness. This dissatisfaction guarantees regular and routine trades of where they hold 'power.'

They are also sometimes referred to as Tweedeldee and Tweedeldum but due to the indistinguishable nature of both pairs, it has never been clear how they should be paired.
Members of both the Demopublican AND Republicrat halves BOTH:
+ over-promise and fail to deliver.
+ ignore what the public wants.
+ promise to cure all your problems.
+ blame all problems on the other half.
+ obfuscate when asked pointed questions.
+ sell themselves to lobbyists.
+ scream for campaign reform when 'out of power'.
+ obstruct the formation of any 3rd-party and resist its participation in campaign activities (e.g., televised debates).
+ prevent any individual really worthy of the Presidency from receiving their 'party' nomination.
by anontx September 9, 2010
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Republican Farmer

These are greedy, land rich, uneducated dotards that hire illegals to work in the fields so they can afford a new $80,000 bubba benz (diesel pickup) every spring.
Just because of greed republican farmers harbor criminals to work in their fields. When a heinous crime is committed by them they blame the lib-ur-uls. They are going to be exposed and soon.
by Master of The Factory August 22, 2018
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republican crime family

one of the two political crime families in the united states, known for manipulating the theocratic fascists of the religious right by claiming to want to ban abortion and impose their religious agenda on the nation while really just giving everything to the corporate crime families that pull their strings.
The republican crime family gives unlimited money to the corporate criminals through the military and prison industrial complexes while pretending to care about the religious nuts and fascists they are manipulating to stay in power.
by zodm August 5, 2010
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Republicunt

Someone who attempts to suck Donald Trump's short orange dick under his mc chicken belly
Brett Kavanaugh an avid Republicunt loves to spend his free time trying to find trumps short orange dick so he can suck it.
by xionymous June 2, 2020
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Republicrite

A person, or persons, who belong to the Republican party, and or the conservative right, whose beliefs surrounding what is right or wrong in any given situation are solely dependent upon who is committing what acts, and what ideological group they belong to.
For instance, if a Democrat has an affair they should be impeached, whereas if a Republican has affairs with persons of their own or differing sex it is simply dismissed. Or in the case of Barrack Obama taking down Bin Laden and Qaddafi , the Right responded by saying " We will have to wait to see if this turns out to be a good thing " whereas if one of their own President's had accomplished the same feat they would have thrown ticker-tape parades in every major city.
Republicrites are the type of people that by day would stand in Congress and rail against " Those Horrible Gay's" and " Drug taking scum" and by night get caught having homosexual affairs while taking crystal Meth.
by llittlemeyer October 29, 2011
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